quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via sneuflakes)


Q
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
Anonymous
A

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema


le-parlour-gothique:

Depeche Mode

le-parlour-gothique:

Depeche Mode

(via explodingsilver)


rydenarmani:

a rant about the women against feminism hashtag

(via killmeinlove)


dorkycas:

@mishacollins: I hate having to micromanage like this… (x)

(via mishcollin)


otter-wraith:

Imagine baby werewolves for a second

Like little babies able to turn into little tiny werewolves

And they act like puppies instead of vicious monsters that eat anything that moves

Little balls of fluff squeak-howling at the moon and play fighting with teddy bears and each other and just. LICKING. EVERY. MOVING. THING.

IMAGINE BABY WEREWOLVES

(via explodingsilver)


curlycupgumweed:

A crossover between Portal and Princess Tutu. This was fun!
Maybe clean up later?…..Maybe.

(via princeofgrebes)


wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(via katemunsterrr)


mohustore:

I’m making some more little stars to put into orders! You can use the code ‘happybirthday3’to get 10% off your order from mohu store, and a free amigurumi star. Ends 25 July.
Also, there’s still time to enter the giveaway to win a custom-made amigurumi.

mohustore:

I’m making some more little stars to put into orders! You can use the code ‘happybirthday3’to get 10% off your order from mohu store, and a free amigurumi star. Ends 25 July.

Also, there’s still time to enter the giveaway to win a custom-made amigurumi.

(via absenthia)


groudonconfirmed:

"if you’re not a boy or a girl what are you"

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(via raidensexual)